More tranny stories later!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect