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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  "Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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• (858): View more from California

  threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO

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• (818): View more from California

  You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen

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  summertime

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• (805): View more from California

  Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week

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