Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Mmmm, vodka for breakfast

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can't believe i had my finger in that

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(631): View more from New York

there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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(917): View more from New York City

They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"

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(214): View more from Texas

so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat

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(734): View more from Michigan

He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I thought you wanted to talk?

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What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?

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(303): View more from Colorado

All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...

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