think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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