Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my sisters under your porch take her home
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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