My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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