spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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