just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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