i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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