Sponge bath it is.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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