Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening