i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger