Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
How many fucks given?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.