Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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