I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he thought i was a dude.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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