We're like a lot better than the average bears
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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