So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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