me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Couch. On fire.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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