I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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