I hate all girls vehemently.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)