I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?