OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.