i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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