im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I need to sanitize my soul.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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