He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So squirting runs in the family.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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