You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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