Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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