nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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