WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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