So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
there was a trapeze. enough said
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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