Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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