Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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