On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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