For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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