Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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