I have demons in me.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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