Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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