So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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