She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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Goodbee
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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