How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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