the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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