Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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