They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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