Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I am naked and annoyed.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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