Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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