Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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