two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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