I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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