he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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