So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
