Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Buhtt sex?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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