If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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