So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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