but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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