I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
that is very illegal...i love you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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