Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Randomize
