I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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