i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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