Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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