Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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