I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She even gives head with a lisp.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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