ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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